10 things a guy should never say on a first date (if he’s trying to get laid)
Honesty guys, you probably shouldn’t ever say any of these things EVER, let alone on the first date.
1. you remind me of my ex.
2. are those real?
3. you and my mother would really get along.
4. you can come over but you can’t spend the night (tell her that after. dick move, but your chances of getting some will be much higher).
5. i think i’m in love with you.
6. i never use protection. (you might as well whisper in her ear “i’ve only caught STDs that are treatable with antibiotics”).
7. i live with my mother.
8. i watch barney when i’m home alone.
9. i’m a virgin.
10. will you have sex with me?
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Hi,
UP there are some funny things that I am sure no guy should ever say on first date.
Because these 10 things can change date to doom in no time. I enjoyed reading the 10 things lol they are really funny.