12 Days of Dating Before Christmas – onenightfriendfree’s Holiday Dating Guide – Day 9

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9 techniques to get any girl into bed,  8 steps to coercing that Xmas bunny to give you her phone number7 ways to keep in touch, 6 Stocking Stuffers5 ways to get the “jingle” you’ve been waiting for4 bottles of whiskey3 ways of cuddling2 kinds of cookiesand a mistletoe so he can kiss me.

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9 techniques to get any girl into bed

1. Buy her a drink, then walk away. You’ll leave her confused and wondering why you didn’t stay around to try to get her to come home with you. Chances are she’ll come find you later to strike up a conversation. Try it, it works!

2. Talk to her friends, but ignore her. Well, don’t ignore her completely. Make sure you make eye contact with her while you’re talking to her friends. It will make her feel powerful. Then walk away for a bit and let her wonder where you are. Don’t come back around until a little later in the night, and surprise her with a drink and a smile.

3. Surround yourself with other people. Girls don’t like guys who are alone. They like guys who are surrounded by other females because it seems like you’re already “in the club” and they can trust you.

4. Bring a girlfriend (friend that’s a girl) or your sister out with you as your wingman. Scope out a girl you think is cute and have your female friend follow her to the bathroom and tell her you’re interested. The girl will be flattered that someone’s noticed her and will probably try to catch your eye for the rest of the night.

5. Establish yourself as the alpha male. Go out with a group of frirends who you can lead around. Girls like to be with the guy in charge who’s calling the shots. It lets her know that you’ll take care of her in bed.

6. Be a little silly on the dance floor. Step up to her while she’s dancing and do some stupid dancing to get their attention. Girls are so accostumed to guys coming up trying to grind up on them and they will appreciate some light hearted, non-aggressive fun. Remember, the way to a girl’s heart is, well, her heart. Make her smile.

7. Make sure you don’t have a ride home. Then ask girls you’ve been talking to for a ride home. When they’re dropping you off ask them if they want to come inside.

8. Flirt with every girl in the room! Get the vibe of who’s available and who’s not. After you get a feel for the room you’ll have an idea of who’s available to you. In the process they’ll notice you getting attention from all the other females and the one’s you’re interested will wonder whether or not they made the grade. Leave them waiting for a little bit and let them linger.

9.Approach the girl who’s standing alone. Trust me, she’s at a bar/club/venue, she does not want to be alone. Get your ish together and go over and say hello. Open with a joke or an interesting story to take the focus off the fact that you’re hitting on her.

12 Days of Dating Before Christmas – onenightfriendfree’s Holiday Dating Guide – Day 8

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On the 8th day of Holidays my WOO love gave to me, 8 steps to coercing that Xmas bunny to give you her phone number, 7 ways to keep in touch, 6 Stocking Stuffers5 ways to get the “jingle” you’ve been waiting for4 bottles of whiskey3 ways of cuddling2 kinds of cookiesand a mistletoe so he can kiss me.

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8 steps to coercing that Xmas bunny to give you her phone number

Look her in the eye. By holding her gaze you appear confident and focused. People who look away all the time while they’re talking seem uninterested, as well as uninteresting and possessing little confidence.

Smile. It’s interesting that most men post really serious pictures of themselves when girls like to be around someone who’s smiling and makes them feel safe. Do what most men don’t:  Smile and reap the benefits.

If she looks away graze her elbow or the back of her forearm with your hand. It’s personal enough to get her attention but not so personal that she feels like she’s getting fondled by a stranger.

Make a joke. If you’re naturally funny just be yourself, otherwise you’ll want to find a few good ones off the web and practice your delivery in the mirror. Remember, if you fumble, it’s all over. Tip:  Yo Mama, blonde and ethnically offensive jokes won’t work. Keep it classy.

Listen to what she’s saying – We can’t emphasize this tip enough. Everyone wants to be heard. Listen and ask questions to keep her engaged!

Gifting. If you’re serious about hitting on a lot of people this Holiday Season make sure you keep some little goodies in your pocket to gift people with. It could be little candy canes or perhaps a dradle. Anything to spread the holiday cheer will give others the idea that you’re giving and compassionate, both of which are attractive and cozy qualities, perfect for the holidays.

Don’t talk too long. You don’t want to appear needy and pathetic by hanging on her shirtsleeves. Cut the conversation short and start to walk away like you’re not going to ask for the number, then turn around, circle back and seal the deal.

Don’t screw up the closing. Make sure you keep the above tips in mind (hold eye contact, smile, appear as though you’re ready to listen to her response and touch her arm) and find a unique way to ask her if she’d like to keep in touch.

12 Days of Dating Before Christmas – onenightfriendfree’s Holiday Dating Guide – Day 7

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On the 7th day of Holidays my WOO love gave to me, 7 ways to find me, 6 Stocking Stuffers5 ways to get the “jingle” you’ve been waiting for4 bottles of whiskey3 ways of cuddling2 kinds of cookies and a mistletoe so he can kiss me.

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Ask for their number. Good luck tiger, this one’s hard to pull off unless you’re naturally suave or have a lot of practice, which first involves a lot of failures. You may want to try out some of the below tips first to warm yourself up for success.

Give them your email. This is your chance to take the burden of the follow up off your shoulders and onto theirs. Your chance of scoring a date with this technique is greatly lowered due to the fact that you’re not taking matters into  your own hands, but at least you planted a seed. Maybe it’s a weed, they don’t need a lot of water or attention to grow.

Get their full name to stalk them on, er, find them on, Facebook. Ah, Facebook, the modern man’s background check. Becareful with this one. Your prospect may “get to know you” through your immature status updates or those photos of you and the bros getting wasted on frat row. Increase your chances of success by making your tagged photos and status updates private.

Find out where they work/hang out at. If not done correctly this is borderline stalking, so be careful and if you have a penchant for creepy don’t try it. Make sure you let them know that you might stop by so they’re not taken off guard. If you’re planning on visiting them at their job, express interest beforehand on the product or service their company offers. If they tell you what gym they go to then feign surprise that you’re also a member of that gym (don’t worry if you’re not really, you can always sign up later). Tip: Mention the times that you go to the gym. Chances are they’ll respond by letting you know their workout schedule as well so you can increase your chances of “running into” them.

Give them your myspace username. MySpace is dead for the average social networker, but not for you artists and musicians who can still utilize the platform to showcase your talents which you can also use to impress the babes.

Set up a date on the spot. This tip isn’t for the faint of heart, you’ve got to have some balls to get this one to work. But we have faith in you and if you’ve been reading the tips over the past few days you have a strong chance of pulling this one off (like your high school principal always said, “be prepared!”) Tip:  Setting up a lunch is good – going out during the daytime gives you both have the option to cut it short for work or other “unanticipated” obligations if the date blows and you need to bail.

Go back to the place you met them at and try to spot them again. This suggestion gives novice daters another opportunity to try out one of the above tips. Don’t worry, we were all scared our first time, but practice makes perfect and if they’re cool enough to go back for more surely they’re worth overcoming the fear to make the attempt to set up some one-on-one time to get some nukkie.

12 Days of Dating Before Christmas – onenightfriendfree’s Holiday Dating Guide – Day 6

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On the 6th day of Holidays my WOO love gave to me, 6 Stocking Stuffers, 5 ways to get the “jingle” you’ve been waiting for4 bottles of whiskey3 ways of cuddling2 kinds of cookies and a mistletoe so he can kiss me.

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6 Stocking Stuffers to Make Her Melt

Nothing says I’ve been thinking of you in a more adorable way than a stocking stuffer. No matter what religious background you hail from (even if it’s none at all), surely no one is opposed to getting a clean sock full of goodies to rifle through. Here are some flirtatious knick-knacks you can stuff her, I mean the stocking, with.

Mints. It’s a subtle hint (if needed) and a great excuse to get close to her. She opens the mints and you lean in and whisper to her that you’d like one as well. What a grand opportunity to nuzzle her neck.

An orange. High in vitamin C, not only will it get the juices flowing, it fills up the end of the sock so you don’t have to buy a load of items to fill up the stocking with. And you’ll come off as cute, charming and healthy.

A magazine. Stuff her stocking with a snobby magazine like the New Yorker or the Economist and show her how well read you are. Make sure you read it first so you can hold your own when she discusses the content with you.

Two small shot bottles of liquor. Get the party started with personal sized bottles of liquor. This is probably one of the only instances, besides on an airplane, where drinking these isn’t completely ghetto.

Candy necklace. Do not put real jewelry in the stocking. Jewelry is a hard gift to pull off, and you have to be quite serious about each other in order to do it. Play it safe and give her a candy necklace instead.

Gift Certificate. A simple amount of $25-$50 is the perfect amount. Some good ideas include her favorite spa, nail salon, her favorite boutique, blockbuster, or if the two of you are already hot and heavy you could get her a certificate to the lingerie store for some shared fun later in the night!

12 Days of Dating Before Christmas – onenightfriendfree’s Holiday Dating Guide – Day 5

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On the 5th day of Holidays my WOO love gave to me, 5 ways to get the “jingle” you’ve been waiting for, 4 bottles of whiskey3 ways of cuddling2 kinds of cookies and a mistletoe so he can kiss me.

(photo by kapranos)

onenightfriendfree’s Holiday Dating Guide – Day 5

5 Ways to Get the “Jingle” You’ve Been Waiting For (without being desperate)

I got a  text from a Jewish girlfriend of mine the other day that said: “OMG. Cutest guy in line at the grocery store. He was perfect. Jewish! Totally flirted with me, but didn’t ask me for my number : ( ”

This happens all the time. You meet “the one.” Smiles are exchanged, pheromones are exuded, but alas the deal never gets sealed. There’s a natural instinct for a woman to preserve her pride and allow the guy to do the asking. If he doesn’t, they’ll assume he’s not interested. Fact is, you may not be as good at flirting as you think you are. Practice these five dating tips while you’re shopping this Holiday season to make sure you get the “jingle” you’ve been waiting for.

Set up is important
It won’t be possible for you to practice these tips if you’re not anywhere near the cutie you’re trying to nab. Join his line in the grocery store or “accidentally” bump into him in the shopping mall. Now that you’ve got his attention you can work on the hook.

Opposites don’t Necessarily Attract
Ask him some personal questions about his hobbies. If he responds with something like “I play guitar a lot” this is the perfect opportunity for you to express an interest in learning the same hobby. Make sure you apply an innocent expression to your face as you ask him to show you the ropes if your interest isn’t entirely genuine. This is a perfect opportunity to expand your horizons and try something new.

Find Out if He’s Available
Ask him if he has a girlfriend. This move is a little forward and slightly embarrassing if it turns out he does have a girlfriend. However, it’s better to know in most cases than not and this is one of the best ways to express interest without being too forward.

Let him know you’re single
Guys worth anything are as hesitant to put their pride on the line as you are. Throw him a bone and subtly let him know that you’re available. The key here is to be cryptic, as opposed to blatantly desperate.

Seal the Deal, Being Elusive is Key
Now that you’ve dropped a few hints about your availability, make sure to seal the deal by saying goodbye. Mutter something like, “maybe I’ll see you around” with a slightly sly, slightly innocent smile before turning on your heels and strutting away. If you’ve played your cards right he’ll run after you to grab your digits to make future plans.

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