Earth Day AND Take Your Child to Work Day
Happy Birthday to Mother Earth!
The earth travels around the Sun at about 67,000 mph, or 30 km/s, which we don’t even feel. Makes you wonder how many other important things are happening around you that you’re not even aware of, doesn’t it?
Here’s some other things we here at onenightfriendfree wanted to point out that we don’t often think about:
- The fact that clowns are scary, for no apparent reason whatsoever
- We are all cute in the beginning when we’re babies but not everyone gets to stay that way, what is that about? Talk about unfair.
- That Iceland is awesome and Greenland sucks and they were named like that to trick you.
- Not only is April 22nd Earth Day, it’s also Take Your Child to Work Day, weird!
- No one likes vegetables but if you eat your daily recommendations you’re less likely to get heart disease, diabetes and many other late life diseases that totally blow.
- If you’ve kept one pair of sunglasses for over a year without losing them you’re really awesome.
- How awesome your Mom is. Really, she is. Have you told her recently?
- Underwear is important, buy a fresh pair.
- Why is bowling the most popular sport in America, shouldn’t it be beer pong?
- PeeWee Herman. lol.
Jersey Shore’s Snooki is Newly Single!
Snooki thought her bf was using her to get some MTV fame of his own so she called him up and left him a voicemail that said “You’re nothing. You’re single.”
Since he’s officially “nothing” now that she’s gone. Which means if he makes it he’ll be a made man, working from the ground up, like a true American!
What do you think about the break up? Let us know on video chat and we’ll post your video chat session to the blog.
Kim Kardashian Newly Single
Kim Kardashian is single and she’s willing to date a non-celebrity!
Kardashian is of Armenian, Dutch and Scottish decent which is what gives her that exotic look that people go nuts over. She has modeled for playboy and currently represents clothing lines Bongo and Famous Stars and Stripes.
Until recently she was in a relationship with professional football player, Reggie Bush. Rumors have it she’s being courted by another athlete, Cristiano Ronaldo. Surely she’s not ready for another serious relationship this soon… maybe you’ll catch her on free hookup site, onenightfriendfree, trying to find hot non-celebrity soccer players. Other celebs, the Jonas Brothers, Ashton Kutcher, Paris Hilton and more, have already been spotted on various hookup sites, maybe Kim will give it a go as well.
Celebrity Dating Gossip: Michael Douglas’ son off the market until released from prison
[photo from TMZ]
Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron Douglas, was sentenced to five years of prison for dealing meth. He pled guilty, probably hoping to get a more lenient sentence. I guess you could count five years of prison topped by five years of rehab, as opposed to the mandatory 10 years prison time he was supposed to get, lenient.
Unfortunately for the ladies the drug king pin won’t be available to take them out to fancy dinners for a long time coming and might have a lot of psychological issues (on top of the ones he may already have) to deal with when he gets out. Meaning, you might be too old for him by the time he’s ready to go for a spin. So, if you’re looking for a date today, or you’re looking to date someone who’s not an ex-con, check out some of these folks on free hookup.
On another note, the image below is of individuals before they became addicted to meth. Why is it that these people look predisposed to having meth addiction? Like, it kinda looks like they might have done it before or something…
Paris Hilton Single Again, Will She Try onenightfriendfree?
onenightfriendfree has hosted quite a few celebrities on the site including Tila Tequila, Carolina Liar and the Hills’ star, Stephanie Pratt.
So what would keep Paris Hilton from taking a twirl or two in our hookup sessions?
Hilton had been dating Doug Reinhardt for the past 14 months, but according to the New York Daily News she broke up with him and it doesn’t look like they’ll be reconciling. How do they know who broke up with who and whether or not they’ll be reconciling? Does Paris phone them and give them the play-by-play in exchange for remaining on the front page of the gossip columns?
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