Top 10 Pickup Lines Palin’s Husband Should Have Used To Keep Her From Leaving

By Veronica Twelv

When a guy uses a pickup line on a girl the point of the interaction is for the girl to remain unaware that he is using a line. That said, it made the team at onenightfriendfree wonder about the story behind the art of picking up women.

In 1970 a book by Eric Weber called How to Pick Up Girls was published and was the impetus for building the community of male pick up artists that would flourish online in the early 90s when forums and chat rooms had their first hay day (1).

The Pickup Artist subculture got thrown into the media limelight in September of 2005 with the release of a book called The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss. Shortly thereafter VH1 aired a reality TV series about the culture called “The Pickup Artist” starring “Mystery” (Erik von Markovik) which made him the most well known pickup artist in the industry. He is known for his peacocking attire, which usually consists of a cat-in-the-hat type of hat and other outlandish accessories.

Nick Savoy, who co-created the Mystery Method Corporation (now Love Systems) with former business partner Mystery, tells onenightfriendfree, “There’s no such thing as a pick up line that “works”. There’s no magic phrase that a guy can memorize and will make women want him – people are more complex than that.”

Most of the guys in the industry will tell you the same thing, but we still couldn’t resist compiling a list of our favorite cheesy pick up lines in the hopes that you try one out on onenightfriendfree TV and send us the video to show us how you make it work!

  1. If you let me take you out for a date, i will put you on my top friends.
  2. I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
  3. You’ll be the dairy queen and I’ll be your burger king:  Treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
  4. You got something on your chest:  My eyes.
  5. Are you a criminal? Because you just stole my heart
  6. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  7. Girl if I were a soda you would make me fizz!
  8. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  9. You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  10. Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns! is offering the chance for you to win $3600 worth of prizes including exclusive VIP Access to onenightfriendfree for you and 10 friends and be featured on the onenightfriendfree blog as the world’s best “Pick Up Artist”, a “Secrets of Attracting Anyone” workshop from REAL dating and relationship experts, and an exclusive limited edition onenightfriendfree T-shirt. Submit your best pick up line for your chance to win!


1. Elena Clift. “Picking Up and Acting Out:  Politics of Masulinity in the Seduction Community.” May 2007. Univeristy of Texas at Austin. Aug. 11, 2009. - Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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2 Responses to “Top 10 Pickup Lines Palin’s Husband Should Have Used To Keep Her From Leaving”

  1. Russell Homan on March 20th, 2010 10:29 pm

    Ohhh, nice info!

  2. Chip Brock on March 20th, 2010 10:50 pm

    This was interesting. You seem very knowledgeable in your field.

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